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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

CHANA-kya????? CHANAKYA... My tribute to the visionary!!!





CHANA-kya????? CHANAKYA... My tribute to the visionary!!!


So, I was surfing interent, dont how and when reached here, though whatever you would see is an excellent piece of information for an excellent person, what ever he did was mind blowing and does make sense in every bit of it... I request you all to read this till the end and try to relate with our current world scenarios.. all the best

Chanakya is also known by the name of Kautilya and Vishnugupta as is mentioned in his text. His famous work called Arthashastra is a classic example of statecraft and politics and is read in Europe even today. It basically consists of the principles of politics and how the state works. An able ruler has to be a ruthless leader to make sure that the state works smoothly and efficiently. The legends associated with Chanakya are very interesting and provide a testimony of his greatness. 


Legends:
  • Chanakya
    When Chanakya was born he had a full set of teeth, which is a sign that he would become a king or an emperor. But since he was born in a Brahmin family, it was considered inappropriate. Thus, his teeth were broken and it was predicted that he would make another person a king and rule through him.

  • Even as a child, Chanakya had the qualities of a born leader. His level of knowledge was beyond children of his age.
  • Chanakya was thrown out of the court of King Nanda as he was a blunt man and spoke his mind clearly. Chanakya swore he would take revenge.
  • Chanakya comes across Chandragupta as a young child. Even at that age, he was a born leader and showed the qualities of an able Emperor. He was the guiding force behind Chandragupta and the vital person who made him an able Emperor.
  • Chanakya adds poison in little amounts daily in Chandragupta's food in order to make him immune to poison, lest some enemy tries to poison him.
  • However Chandragupta was unaware about this and once gave a little food to his wife who was in the ninth month of pregnancy. She didn't survive but Chanakya cut open her belly and took out the baby.
  • This baby grew up to become an able emperor named Bindusara. He had a minister named Subandhu who did not like Chanakya. He told Bindusara that Chanakya had killed his mother.
  • Without assessing facts, Bindusara confronted Chanakya. On knowing the whole story, he felt ashamed at his hasty actions and begged for forgiveness. He asked Subandhu to go and apologize and make Chanakya come back.
  • Subandhu was very cunning and on the pretext of going to apologize to Chanakya, he killed him. Thus, ended the life of a great person like Chanakya just because of political rivalry.



People who think that the society in which we live will remain the same; are dissuading themselves of the truth. Society is a complex and dynamic system changing constantly leaving those people behind who say no to change. Broadly speaking, Chanakya dreamt of a country reaching the following levels of development in terms of ideologies and social and economic development:

A self sufficient economy which is not dependent on foreign trade. 

• An egalitarian society where there are equal opportunities for all. 
• Establishment of new colonies for the augmentation of resources. He also advocated the development of the already annexed colonies. His imperialistic views can be interpreted as the development of natural and man made resources.
• According to Chanakya, the efficient management of land is essential for the development of resources. It is essential that the state keeps an eye on the occupation of excess land by the landlords and unauthorized use of land. Ideally the state should monitor the most important and vital resource – Land.
• The state should take care of agriculture at all times. Government machinery should be directed towards the implementation of projects aimed at supporting and nurturing the various processes; beginning from sowing of seeds to harvest.
• The nation should envisage to construct forts and cities. These complexes would protect the country from invasions and provide internal security. The cities would act as giant markets increasing the revenue of the state.
• Internal trade was more important to Chanakya than external trade. At each point of the entry of goods, a minimal amount of tax should be collected. The state should collect taxes at a bare minimum level, so that there is no chance of tax evasion.
• Laws of the state should be the same for all, irrespective of the person who is involved in the case. Destitute women should be protected by the society because they are the result of social exploitation and the uncouth behavior of men.
• Security of the citizens at peace time is very important because state is the only savior of the men and women who get affected only because of the negligence of the state. Antisocial elements should be kept under check along with the spies who may enter the country at any time.
Chanakya envisioned a society where the people are not running behind material pleasures. Control over the sense organs is essential for success in any endeavor. Spiritual development is essential for the internal strength and character of the individual. Material pleasures and achievements are always secondary to the spiritual development of the society and country at large




"Taxation should not be a painful process for the people. There should be leniency and caution while deciding the tax structure. Ideally, governments should collect taxes like a honeybee, which sucks just the right amount of honey from the flower so that both can survive. Taxes should be collected in small and not in large proportions".

Most of his views were so farsighted that they appeared to be prophesies. Talking on diverse subjects such as corruption, he commented very rightly, "It’s just as difficult to detect an official’s dishonesty as it is to discover how much water is drunk by the swimming fish".


15 GREAT THOUGHTS BY CHANAKYA


1) "Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!"

2)"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed first."

3)"Even if a snake is not poisonous, it should pretend to be venomous."

4)"There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth."


5)" Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."


6)"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."


7)"The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman."


8)"Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest."


9)"The fragrance of flowers spreads only in the direction of the wind. But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."


10)"God is not present in idols. Your feelings are your god. The soul is your temple."


11) "A man is great by deeds, not by birth."


12) "Never make friends with people who are above or below you in status. Such friendships will never give you any happiness."


13) "Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years. For the next five years, scold them. By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend. Your grown up children are your best friends."


14) "Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person."


15) "Education is the Best Friend. An Educated Person is Respected Everywhere. Education beats the Beauty and the Youth."



Saturday, December 24, 2011

Rishi Dutt Sharma:- An Yearly Report(2011)


Rishi Dutt Sharma:- An Yearly Report(2011)

Highlights

  1. Subject realized the worth of a Family
  2. Subject understood the limitations of his body
  3. Subject thoroughly believes that one should never lend money to a friend
  4. Subject experienced downward trend in career , health and wealth
  5. On the contrary year under examination can be treated as best in context of relationship and family values.
  6. Subject's mental status can be followed and backtracked by his facebook updates



Prior starting of the year 2011,Subject posted a convincing new year resolution, though there are plenty of reasons and excuses can be documented for describing the implementation failures from the subject.
Subject can be identified easily by his complexity, innovations, talkativeness, spontaneous decisions
and his face-book presence. Subject is still human in terms of species and popularly known as “Rishi Dutt Sharma”, RDS”, “RDX”, and Rishi Sir....

Please find below(PFB) the detailed report for the year 2011

Health 2011

Although subject's life had major series of unfortunate events but year 2011 AD has its special importance. This year subject had one major bike accident in first quarter(sheer bad-luck)(though bike had nothing to do with it) resulted in a AC type 4 injury in his right shoulder , a lump and after effects of the injury are still visible. Second quarter was exclusively spent on bed plus rest though post accident injury effects persisted. Third quarter can be considered as a perfect recovery phase until his birthday happened. Subject's bad-luck persisted on his birthday as well, when his birthday celebration turned into a nightmare when a small part of cherry entered into right ear of the subject during Cake Facial event of Birthdays courtesy a devil friend. Last quarter for the subject is the unluckiest of the all as at an age of 26 , agent is diagnosed of with High BP, Eiosinphillia and hyper-uremia , according to doctor’s its because or unhealthy , unbalanced and untimely diet so these are lifestyle diseases and he should stop the intake of alcohol, caffeine, butter/ghee and salt also he should decrease the use of sugar effective immediately. According to the sources subject is nowadays working out , doing yoga and taking proper and regular medications.

Career 2011

Since 2008 , Subject had as many as 6 promotions but 2011 never had such story , although subject considers himself lucky as he is still working. Subject hardly worked for 6 months this year and not among deserving contender to get promoted next year however if subjects manages his past performance during first and second quarter of 2012 with same passion, same energy , same consistency , same charm and effectiveness like 2008-2009 the he can expect some good news .

Wealth 2011

Year 2011 is the year can be considered as the year of least inflow and maximum outflow for the subject, due to bad health inflow was less and due to some “so called Friend“ uncontrolled outflow .
Yet subject would require strong measures to recover his hard earned money. Although Subject is now more aware and would not repeat his mistakes from his past but impact of 2011 will surely affect first and second quarters of 2012 as well. God Bless the Subject.

Relationship 2012

Year 2012 can be considered as the best one for the subject in this context as he was able to identify the exact value of relationships. Subject now can differentiate between acquaintance, friends and family. Subject mentioned below mentioned lines for friends and acquaintance in his FB post Subject says if u need a friend (text me) need a laugh (call me) need a hug (stop by) need money (this number is no longer in service) .Subject also discovered his true love in-fact love discovered the subject at the most crucial times when he needed the most. According to the reports subject is getting engaged in January and will marry soon...

Monday, April 18, 2011

Type 4 AC joint Injury aur Meri Bankey lal Zindagi !!!


Here I am , this is me , back in action with new life , thanking god for giving me another life, endured another excruciating injury though took more than 3 months to get back to a operative state with 50 % of fitness.

Sawaal- ki mujhey akhir kya hua tha??

Jawaab:- I had a bike accident though my bike didn't have a single wound but my right shoulder opened like a sunflower, according to my medical reports I have Type 4 AC joint dislocation of my collar bone from my right shoulder which is caused by excessive pressure on my joint, Ligaments permanently damaged, can't be mended , so ab mujhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zarrurat hai!!!

According to astrologers and my mom, my” ketu” grah ( yeh ek baar mil jaaye isko maine nahin chodna)is at wrong places, and Saturn is inferior to Jupiter that’s why had this injury , situation would remain the same for next 1.5 years . As a solution to it , I am wearing one Topaz gold ring .

Now why my life is analogous to bankey lal , so as we all know bankey lal is a comic character , whatever he does yields opposite events as intended earlier. The only difference is whatever I am doing results in injury, you all would laugh when I will tell you the “mauka-ae- vardaat”( location of accident). I was coming out of a mall parking and was about to return the parking ticket , when my bike and obviously me got dis-balanced and I fell over right side of my bike, resulting in excessive pressure on my right shoulder , so this was it, no body can imagine how a man can fall , and can have such major injury.

Life Post to injury:-

The most critical part was the pain and compromises after three days of my injury treatment, I was sleeping in landscape mode, I was not able to get up from my bed by my own, required help even for toilet and was on dry cleaning( the best part nahana nahin pada) mode for complete one month.
Friends were calling me , asking me about the injury , I was not able to talk, pain was everywhere especially sneezing!!! it was curse,agonizing life. I was not even able to sleep,any turn costed me a night sleep.

According to doctors , it would take 3 years to get normalized, no bike, no gym, no badminton, no cricket, no dancing and some other things as well that can't be done till sufficient strenght is not developed in shoulder.

I am now more cautious towards everything and everybody , thought i am slow  but still effective and today I am using my right hand to type this post and I know lucky I am to use my right hand for th right cause!!!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

9 and 1/2 ways to celebrate the Valentines day


Disclaimer:- all these steps are tried and tested though in case of backfires kindly ignore and don’t blame me!!! ---- from rishi towards sainthood!!



Guys and Gals the fever is on , everywhere you look from now to February 14th, the web is full of gooey, sticky, icky sweet Valentine's poems, gifts, cards and more. What about those of us who can only express our emotions through sarcasm and cynicism? Are we doomed to send Be Mine heart candy and chocolate roses till the day we die? Must we send cutesy flash animated Ecards with buzzing bees and cuddly bears that no-one really enjoys anyway? No. There is another way. Here are 9 and a half ideas to fill the entire day that will make this year's Valentines Day unique, original and not so serious.

1.    Dedicate a song on your local radio channel. 
Now there are three scenarios 1 for the people already in an affair, two those who had some affair, three who are planning to have affair. For type one try tujhko jo paya  from crook http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9Q-1ZESXU.  For type two you can try somebody;s me or everything I do , and please don’t go for please forgive me, all you can do is just an expression for lost love and feeling of missing treasure but please keep your panache on , you are still have life  sotryhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeZr3U_vbng or  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaXMG9nwm5c   and for those who wanted to have one  the type 3 can try  Kaislah kher’s awesomestic song  sayiaan”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMxsBUdN_8c  and  Just make sure your valentine is listening.
2. Start the day off by sending one of those personalized e-cards that let you stick the face of you and/or your partner into a funny Valentines Day picture. 
MeCards.com is a free one with a good Valentine's Day selection. There's also MushyGushy.com, SmileBox.com and FaceDub.com. Other funny ecards sites (but without the photo personalization) are SomeEcards.com and WrongCards.com  and you need some common cards try 123 greeting.comJ
3. Play a Valentine's Day practical joke.
 Buy a box of chocolates and then take a bite out of every piece. Rewrap it and when your partner opens it, act as surprised and shocked as he/she is.
4. Give an original gift.  
Try a single red rose(everyone).  Teddy bear(girls) Wallet or lighter(boys) and pen and diaries(geeks) ( cz geeks can love as well)
5. So once the cards are sent and the gifts are given, what are you actually going to do together on the big day?
Dinner and a movie? Eh eh. Why not try...naked finger painting? Tell guests who stop to admire your abstract pieces that they are original "Monage's" or "Heisenhoff's" and you spent a fortune having them delivered from Berlin. OK - if you must go for something traditional, but still funny, you can always hit a comedy club, pub, discs ,movies  and Just make sure to book your tickets in advance. Well one can try a khaca-khach bhari metro ride to Connaught place (delhi), cant share hw its romantic, try it and you will get the answers…

6. For those who like to get even more creative, here are some things you can actually prepare yourself. 
First on the list, is one of those coupon books. You've seen them before - "the bearer of this coupon is entitled to one sensual massage," etc etc. You can decorate them as you like, and get as racy as you dare. Just make sure that all coupons expire that night in the really fine print so you don't regret anything a year down the road.
7. Next, why not get a little jiggy with it?  
Try extreme flirting  , bring the animal out of you , show your true colors, let go , be insane, make your wildest desires and fantasies come true .
Disclaimer:- only for type1.
8. Make a treasure hunt. 
You'll need to prepare a series of clues that your partner must solve in order to discover a location where the next clue is hidden. This continues until the last location where you hide the prize, which can be your gift or just good ole you with a big "ta-dah!" Clues should be personal and humorous like - "Where did we not make hours of beautiful sweet love in the last 2 weeks due to too much housework, long work hours,  a migraine, and general over-tiredness?"  Oh my god how creative I am …
9. The last preparation idea is a home-cooked meal. 
But not your average food - prepare funny love foods.  Well at your risk cause I tried this two years back , love was there though I ended up on funny food only.



9 1/2. Watch a sexy movie together like 9 1/2 weeks.
 I know it's not funny, but it's a great idea and a great movie starring Mickey Rourke before his face got all weird. Because of this idea, I could not title this article "10 Funny Ideas for Valentine's Day 2010" as I originally intended, but it's a good idea nonetheless and works well with ideas #7 and #9.
Though you can try other movies like Titanic, PS I love you, if only , sweet November or A walk to remember, the point someone should die in any romantic movie,(koi na koi marna hi chahiye picture mein,usse chances badh jaate hain senti hone ke…)

Well, that's it folks! Have a funny, sexy Valentine's Day!

Once done please upload the status , pics  on Facebook , so that I can comment  for those who wants to have further suggestion or interested in Facebook friendships please use following link… http://www.facebook.com/rishids

Janhit mein jaari!!!

Issued in public interest!!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Dilemma of an ambitious boy


Dilemma of an ambitious boy
As we all know that my blog title is complexity unlimited, which is justified one way or other on regular basis now and we all also aware the meaning of Dilemma , obviously it is a subset of Complexity indirectly when complexity is treated as a human trait.
Well when I am talking about an ambitious boy that directly or indirectly refers to me only and please don’t consider this blog as an attempt for a self praise, but I am seriously expecting some real good practical suggestion on my dilemma.
So my dear friends or readers (it feels good every time though only few people are reading ma blog) here is my problem.
“I want to perform skill up gradation, for that I should join any leading business school either is India or abroad”!!

So above stated one liner problem is the main cause or the origin of my dilemma. Let me quote down in points what are the issues here to support above stated my one line
  • 1)      I was born on 5th of August 1985 and 1:55 PM and today is 25th Jan  2011 and 6:55 PM , this means  I am  25 years ,5 months and 20 days and 5 hours old  and still using points to understand my dilemma. If I am planning my MBA I should start at max age of 27 and finish that off in 29 , get 1 year of experience  at an age of 30 , get married at an age of 31,.Sound s practical and picture perfect planning at the same time.
  • 2)      According to my monthly salaries, I am getting 50 k to 60 k every month including all taxes paid status, and 3 years of work experience and 6 promotions in resume can back me up strongly for a stable future.
  • 3)      For last 30 salaries that I received yet , I never happened to save a penny  and I don’t have the clue ,where exactly I spent it , which actually reflects how idiot I was and not sure about the  current status as well. But now  that I have realized that this is the time , whatever I want in my future requires planning today and right now.
  • 4)      As I am getting decent salary, it would not be a bad expectation  if I’ll get atleast  30% hike after completion of an MBA, I guess  it makes sense, because the way I am growing , I will get at least 30 % hike anyways if I’ll continue my job only.
  • 5)      The salary I am expecting can be provided by some reputed business schools only, these schools requires entrance examinations , in which fierce competition is a small word, and the way I am devoted to my job, it might sound an excuse that I don’t have time to prepare for such fierce examination , so I need to figure out some alternatives.
  • 6)      As an alternative, I have discovered one college In gurgaon, that also has competition but not of a traditional kind where your qualitative aptitude and quantative aptitude is the decider, now the problem is the couse fees, it’s some kind of tailored business program for 1 year and cost would be 9.5 lakhs and I will not end up on a MBA degree though some equivalent certification of diploma.
  • 7)      I am a resident of gurgaon now, the lifestyle which I posses require some decent amount of money, if I plan all kind of cost cutting measures still would end up on near about 17k PM , which is pretty disappointing but true.
  • 8)      After the investment of over 12 lakhs and a year, there is a risk involved in it, obviously its related to the returns and results afterwards and post impacts of having education on loan over my head.
  • 9)      12 lakhs  is not an easy task to manage already , I can get a student loan of around 7 lakhs if I am lucky, rest 5 lakhs still require “sehyog (support)from family and friends”
  • 10)   The suggestions what I am getting are really stupid but sound practical and cheap, but sounds achievable at the same time, some of them like

a)      I should get married to some village girl or a girl from UP/Bihar, and I would not require loans if this happens, coz the amount of property I have , the salary I am getting and the reputation of my dad  on evaluation can fetch me a  Groom development fund of around 30-40 Lakhs atleast. Though it is unethical in my books and I am the one who initiated the programs in against of it , so plan cancelled.
b)      I should perform some kind of “ghotala” like  bunty bubli type frauds, and I don’t have any bubli to support my frauds , so this plan is also cancelled, also I am straight I can involve bunty  in this plan.
c)       I should plan for Kaun banega crorepati or should participate in such kind of program, may be I can get lucky.


Don’t know what to do friends kindly suggest , I want to study once again , all I need is a way to do it and to complete It successfully  with effective results……..