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Sunday, September 19, 2010

“Rajni “ A Sense of Common “K” anth ~^*^~







@ My Readers , I must appreciate all your efforts for investing your precious time to actually walk through my blog, so whosoever  read “my Last Love story part 2” should get this small piece of information from my personal life,though nothing personal .
Recently , I had my conversation with my X once again , she thinks I am growing as a person and now mature (only god  and she knows what was premature two years back :) :) :)) enough for good, she said sorry for her part , though she still didn’t answered so many questions and even I didn’t tried to quote some as well. But the conclusion is she is neutral towards me  and find me mature person now relative to what I was  year or two ago. Talking about Relativity either Einstein( an old genious having somewhat similar hairstyle and hair texture likeme, prove that he performed time travel couple of decade ago) or my girlfriend (oops ex -ex- ex- ex- girlfriend, why so many ex’s ???every idiot knows me)  can talk better about “relativity”. As both of them are no longer found in near proximity so I can’t say anthing about it.
Though I know a person who actually defies  all kind of physics principles like Relativity, Gravitaion,Newton Laws and Thermodynamic upto an extent. This  person in highlight  is none other then our own Rajni kanth,(  correction :-its Rajni Devta),  as we all know he is the best asset for  our country , he is the one who inspired so many hollywood filmakers  , some of them rewarded for there work just because they were inspired by Rajni kanth  like MATRIX,WANTED etc etc.

Rajni kanth is such a revealation in himself , come on he  is the one , who doesnt move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth, he is the one who doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is. You didn’t even know that The Bermuda triangle was the Bermuda square till Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off, When Rajnikanth hits you even Google won't be able to find you. Rajnikanth is the only person  can judge a book by its cover. He is the one who can moonwalk on the sun. He is  true unbeleiveble god he is better then superman, batman, HE –Man,James Bond & Neo  

 

 

 

 

 


In some bollywood movies this is what forms the heart of the movie, thankfully nowadays we don’t see such endurance tests… unless ofcourse if you are watching an elderly Rajnikanth flick…






I started to wonder that the above graph applies for lesser mortals like us. However, this would not and should not apply to superstar like Rajnikanth. But ofcourse, Gyan Guru knows it all. 

This is what Rajni kanth;s graph looks like






For the uninitiated, which potentially rules out entire South India and major parts of the rest of the India, Singapore and Japan including this guy, Rajnikanth defines the orbit on which moon revolves around the earth. Oh Ignorant Soul, living on the face of Earth, watch this to see Rajnikanth in action:

Rajnikanth also helps poor animators to earn a living!
Consider the following scenario.

Rajnikanth is a police officer.The villain tries to ravish the heroin and tries to strip her naked.After few seconds,Rajnikant comes into picture with his khaki uniform.He waits and watches the villain and the heroin for a few seconds.He then removes a cigarette from his pocket.He then throws it up along with the lighter.I still wonder where the cigarette has gone and I was shocked to see it in Rajnikants mouth.I still wonder how is that possible.I myself haven't tried such weird stuffs.But ,I feel that Rajni makes things possible.

Scenario no.2
In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

Scenario no.3
Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!..isn't that amazing .

Scenario no.4
Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...



Ok ,I was doing a research on this great actor and these were the results that I got.

  • 1.       Rajnikant makes onions cry
  • 2.       Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin.
  • 3.       Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • 4.       Rajnikant can build a snowman….. out of rain.
  • 5.       Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • 6.       Rajnikant can drown a fish.
  • 7.       When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
  • 8.       When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant.
  • 9.       Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
  • 10.   Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.
  • 11.   The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.
  • 12.   Rajnikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
  • 13.   Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
  • 14.   A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
  • 15.   Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.
  • 16.   If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • 17.   Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
  • 18.   Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • 19.   When Rajnikant gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
  • 20.   Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
  • 21.   Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • 22.   Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
  • 23.   There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
  • 24.   Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
  • 25.   Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
  • 26.   It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
  • 27.   Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
  • 28.   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • 29.   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikant.
  • 30.   Rajnikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • 31.   Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
  • 32.   With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
  • 33.   The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.
  • 34.   When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
  • 35.   There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
  • 36.   Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
  • 37.   Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
  • 38.   Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • 39.   Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • 40.   Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
  • 41.   Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
  • 42.   Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
  • 43.   There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  • 44.   Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
  • 45.   Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
  • 46.   Rajnikant can divide by zero.
  • 47.   Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
  • 48.   When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
  • 49.   Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • 50.   In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
  • 51.   Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
  • 52.   Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
  • 53.   Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
  • 54.   Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
  • 55.   If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. It shows now 400+ results. Thanks to these facts.
  • 56.   Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
  • 57.   Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
  • 58.   There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
  • 59.   Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • 60.   James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
  • 61.   Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.





And last but not the least.....
AFTER LOOONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,
IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE -
DHOOM-3
Shooting has already been started ....... 
A Clip of the movie is given below .... 
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