I Me Myself

I am...the good guy but had my miseries as well( like disadvantages of being a good guy) , though I never had an opportunity to save my heroin from villian and fighting bad guys to save the world without super powers.

I am also...the naughty guy, coz I did what a confused, inquisitive , Imaginative  and complex mind can think  of.

I have just one moral....to not do something that will harm others however I’ve been in situations  like “Mr. Bean “ and” Bankey lal” kind of comic situations  with crystal clear intentions which always reflected other wise : (

I can...cook( and cant eat what I cook), play mind  games, write and try my hand at a whole lot of stuff every now and than.

I am...intelligent...but my intelligence is not the pride of the extent of my knowledge but rather an indication of the extent of my curiosity, and trust me its not a self appraisal but a self evaluaiton.

I do not...believe in hiding to gain an advantage...i believe augmentation comes from collaborative growth which works to everybody's benefit and I really mean it  and its working out for me so far.

I do not...believe in capitalism...i don't agree with socialism either...

I am.....extremely spiritual and believes the flow of energy concept and seeking sainthood after my retirement .

I have....a sense of humor which is extremely smart assy and sarcastic...i will not hesitate to make fun of you, your guru’s , your religion or anything about u...I will not feel shy of making fun of anything related to me either… sorry for it in advance, no  hard feelings.

I have no vileness in me...I will not try and impair you (maybe cockroaches but that too only if they make an appearance when I'm having my food)

I have.....complimented girls on their assets and left them jovial and feeling good about it...ofcourse its never easy to get through with this kind of thing and thats why I try it so rarely( so a hard confession!!!)

I feel..... comfortable having chai or a chole kulche on a gurgaon roadside stall....as I am at home ordering for sizzling pizza flambed in Cheese  at some of the finest pizza makers like domino’s ….

I am....not one who If you seize with his towel down will get embarassed. I'll probably say Hi and ask you to have a seat while I go get dressed (ofcourse wrapping my towel around in a jiffy, I'm no voyeur either)

I can....easily get nervous...and I know that but I wont reveal it until I want to..

I can...and will talk you down if you dare cross me...and I don't even need to raise my voice for that and most of you already aware about this… ha ha ha

I am not....comfortable receiving compliments...till date I get awkward If i recieve any and I am a lier :)

I can...barely dance....I believe every one has their own inner beat to which they must move...but I'll guide you well...gently but firmly...and I'll sync up with you...if you will, with me and sorry to say it’s the sad part…

I can… sing well… and I know it , when to impact , where to impact and how to impact, still can create a beautiful  panorma and ambience through my singing alone, without increasing the sales of “Zandu Bam”…

I like....kids, chick flicks, I even tried my hand at knitting and had one of my neighbour feel shy about it....but I dream of setting up my own buisness like a small dhaba or a hotel chain  , somethng like “chatori gali” with chaat pakori all around.....those are the things that really get me.

I am....not sure If  I am honest or not..but I have never lied  or cheated to get into anybody's  job or role...I have however used quite a bit of charm at times.

I can be.... crude but never rude, have panache but never the stiff mouth

I am.... emotional and sensitve but I have this multiple personality syndrome , dunno exactly which one of me have these two traits so need to check with MOS( check one of my psot on my other side).

I am....a mumma's boy and love you mummy !!!

I am also..... a self made man and I am proud of it, I had a picture perfect life and I really mean it, imagine a  movie where a hero grow to his youth with every piece of restriction and every share of hard time in his past and still end up on somethng leaving everybody amazed of his achievements which were never expected from him, infact which were never feasible for him but he made it!!!

I may speak..... to my friends as 'tu' but never the hotel guard...he will always be 'aap' and truly believes in” Respect to an individual”.

I believe....'balance' is a virtue most people are unaware off and I am among those people as well.

I have....been taught by life the hard way to be...'patient' and  patience is something  which took  almost 24 years and 8 months to make me understand its importance.

I like...working, adding value to the world...however most of what we do...I don't see that as value add

I cannot...be impressed by what you achieved, how smart you are, how hard working, or how big a victim of life....only by how many smiles you added to this world and how people feel about it …

I like speaking to...strangers...men or women...pretty and not so pretty....anybody interesting...I have made conversation with people in buses, trains, flights, in the lift, at the bar, outside a restroom, inside the restroom, waiting in a queue and I just love speaking  that’s why I call myself gyan guru , I have so much to share  and I disperse my knowedge bit by bit…

I am....strongly opinionated....I take a dislike to people who I get wrong vibes off…

I don't understand...how people find it so easy to get angry, raise their voice or pick up a fight, or blame others for their own faults , why can’t people just be themselves?...which religion did they study??? So another Why? a big big Why?

I am...an open book...yet within the simple plain cover, hidden in the depths are meanings...most people can never reach... infact no one can reach in near future.

So I am what I am , I am confused , I am complex , but I just love I and I love to use the word “I”.

I am Rishi !!!

“Rajni “ A Sense of Common “K” anth ~^*^~

@ My Readers , I must appreciate all your efforts for investing your precious time to actually walk through my blog, so whosoever  read “my Last Love story part 2” should get this small piece of information from my personal life,though nothing personal .

Recently , I had my conversation with my X once again , she thinks I am growing as a person and now mature (only god  and she knows what was premature two years back :) :) :)) enough for good, she said sorry for her part , though she still didn’t answered so many questions and even I didn’t tried to quote some as well. But the conclusion is she is neutral towards me  and find me mature person now relative to what I was  year or two ago. Talking about Relativity either Einstein( an old genious having somewhat similar hairstyle and hair texture likeme, prove that he performed time travel couple of decade ago) or my girlfriend (oops ex -ex- ex- ex- girlfriend, why so many ex’s ???every idiot knows me)  can talk better about “relativity”. As both of them are no longer found in near proximity so I can’t say anthing about it.

Though I know a person who actually defies  all kind of physics principles like Relativity, Gravitaion,Newton Laws and Thermodynamic upto an extent. This  person in highlight  is none other then our own Rajni kanth,(  correction :-its Rajni Devta),  as we all know he is the best asset for  our country , he is the one who inspired so many hollywood filmakers  , some of them rewarded for there work just because they were inspired by Rajni kanth  like MATRIX,WANTED etc etc.

Rajni kanth is such a revealation in himself , come on he  is the one , who doesnt move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth, he is the one who doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is. You didn’t even know that The Bermuda triangle was the Bermuda square till Rajnikanth kicked one of the corners off, When Rajnikanth hits you even Google won't be able to find you. Rajnikanth is the only person  can judge a book by its cover. He is the one who can moonwalk on the sun. He is  true unbeleiveble god he is better then superman, batman, HE –Man,James Bond & Neo  

 

 

 

 

 

In some bollywood movies this is what forms the heart of the movie, thankfully nowadays we don’t see such endurance tests… unless ofcourse if you are watching an elderly Rajnikanth flick…

I started to wonder that the above graph applies for lesser mortals like us. However, this would not and should not apply to superstar like Rajnikanth. But ofcourse, Gyan Guru knows it all. 

This is what Rajni kanth;s graph looks like

For the uninitiated, which potentially rules out entire South India and major parts of the rest of the India, Singapore and Japan including this guy, Rajnikanth defines the orbit on which moon revolves around the earth. Oh Ignorant Soul, living on the face of Earth, watch this to see Rajnikanth in action:

Rajnikanth also helps poor animators to earn a living!

Consider the following scenario.

Rajnikanth is a police officer.The villain tries to ravish the heroin and tries to strip her naked.After few seconds,Rajnikant comes into picture with his khaki uniform.He waits and watches the villain and the heroin for a few seconds.He then removes a cigarette from his pocket.He then throws it up along with the lighter.I still wonder where the cigarette has gone and I was shocked to see it in Rajnikants mouth.I still wonder how is that possible.I myself haven't tried such weird stuffs.But ,I feel that Rajni makes things possible.

Scenario no.2

In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

Scenario no.3

Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long Live Rajanikanth!..isn't that amazing .

Scenario no.4

Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...

Ok ,I was doing a research on this great actor and these were the results that I got.

• 1.       Rajnikant makes onions cry
• 2.       Rajnikant can delete the Recycle Bin.
• 3.       Ghosts are actually caused by Rajnikant killing people faster than Death can process them.
• 4.       Rajnikant can build a snowman….. out of rain.
• 5.       Rajnikant can strangle you with a cordless phone.
• 6.       Rajnikant can drown a fish.
• 7.       When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
• 8.       When Rajnikant looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajnikant and Rajnikant.
• 9.       Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
• 10.   Rajnikant can throw Brett Favre even further.
• 11.   The last digit of pi is Rajnikant. He is the end of all things.
• 12.   Rajnikant does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• 13.   Bullets dodge Rajnikant.
• 14.   A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
• 15.   Rajnikant’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajnikant.
• 16.   If you spell Rajnikant wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajnikant?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
• 17.   Rajnikant can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
• 18.   Once a cobra bit Rajnikant’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• 19.   When Rajnikant gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
• 20.   Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird.
• 21.   Rajnikant was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
• 22.   Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajnikant can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
• 23.   There is no such thing as global warming. Rajnikant was cold, so he turned the sun up.
• 24.   Rajnikant can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• 25.   Rajnikant has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
• 26.   It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
• 27.   Rajnikant once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
• 28.   In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajnikant could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• 29.   Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajnikant.
• 30.   Rajnikant destroyed the periodic table, because Rajnikant only recognizes the element of surprise.
• 31.   Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
• 32.   With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajnikant is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
• 33.   The square root of Rajnikant is pain. Do not try to square Rajnikant, the result is death.
• 34.   When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajnikant takes this as a personal insult.
• 35.   There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
• 36.   Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
• 37.   Rajnikant’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• 38.   Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• 39.   Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• 40.   Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
• 41.   Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
• 42.   Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
• 43.   There are no races, only countries of people Rajnikant has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
• 44.   Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
• 45.   Rajnikant doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
• 46.   Rajnikant can divide by zero.
• 47.   Newton’s Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajnikant turnaround kick.
• 48.   When taking the GRE, write “Rajnikant” for every answer. You will score over 1600.
• 49.   Rajnikant invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
• 50.   In the beginning there was nothing…then Rajnikant kicked that nothing in the face and said “Get a job”. That is the story of the universe.
• 51.   Rajnikant has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
• 52.   Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
• 53.   Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajnikant”
• 54.   Rajnikant ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• 55.   If you Google search “Rajnikant getting his ass kicked” you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen. It shows now 400+ results. Thanks to these facts.
• 56.   Rajnikant can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
• 57.   Rajnikant doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• 58.   There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
• 59.   Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• 60.   James Cameron wanted Rajnikant to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
• 61.   Thousands of years ago Rajnikant came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decedents now have white hair.

And last but not the least.....

AFTER LOOONG TIME SPECULATIONS AND CHANGES IN THE HERO CASTING,

IT IS CONFIRMED THAT SUPERSTAR RAJNIKANTH IS GOING TO ACT IN THE NEXT DHOOM SERIES MOVIE -

DHOOM-3

Shooting has already been started ....... 
A Clip of the movie is given below .... 
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